have come to learn spells with you!Willow grinned and waved. “Hey there! I’m Willow Rosenberg. Who are you four?”
“Abed Nadir,” he replied, nodding curtly. “I believe my school is on top of a Hellmouth, similar to the one underneath the famed Sunnydale High. There seems to be an outpouring of demons from the center. Though Jeff is sure they’re just burnouts high on chimpanzee sedative the Dean sprayed through the air vents, my observations tell me otherwise. You seem to be the person to talk to about that.”
Willow grinned wider. “You came to the right woman then, Abed. Can you tell me what exactly you’ve observed?”
Abed’s eyes flitted upwards as he filed through the many strange sights of Greendale Community College. “The homeless man that sleeps on a bench out front was found dead with strange puncture mark on his neck. His corpse disappeared from the Riverdale morgue the next day, though no one appears to have broken in,” he said, recounting the most recent oddity. “Our Spanish teacher has a tale. A ghost stole Annie’s pen. And Annie’s Boobs grew almost three inches overnight and now appears to glow in the dark.” He clarified after a beat. “Annie’s Boobs is a monkey. Annie’s my roommate. And her pen was just a pen.”
have come to learn spells with you!Willow grinned and waved. “Hey there! I’m Willow Rosenberg. Who are you four?”
“Abed Nadir,” he replied, nodding curtly. “I believe my school is on top of a Hellmouth, similar to the one underneath the famed Sunnydale High. There seems to be an outpouring of demons from the center. Though Jeff is sure they’re just burnouts high on chimpanzee sedative the Dean sprayed through the air vents, my observations tell me otherwise. You seem to be the person to talk to about that.”
Abigail broke up with me.
Oh no, I’m sorry Abed. Is there anything we can do to help you feel better?
I’m fine. I look at my first time being dumped as an experience to grow as a filmmaker.
Sure, that’s definitely one way to look at it but if you ever need anything, just say okay?
*pauses to think* I do need someone to play Abigail’s part in The Community College Chronicles.
Abigail broke up with me.
Oh no, I’m sorry Abed. Is there anything we can do to help you feel better?
I’m fine. I look at my first time being dumped as an experience to grow as a filmmaker.
We've all been there which is why we're all here.: coolabedproductions: winger—jeff: coolabedproductions: winger—jeff:...
Abigail broke up with me.
That sucks. Did she say why?
She said I didn’t care about her. I said I did, there just a lot of things I care about more. I don’t think she liked…
That would have been helpful.
Abigail broke up with me.
That sucks. Did she say why?
She said I didn’t care about her. I said I did, there just a lot of things I care about more. I don’t think she liked that because a couple hours later she texted me saying she didn’t want to see me anymore.
Wow. Next time talk to me first before saying anything.
Why? Could you have prevented that situation?
Abigail broke up with me.
That sucks. Did she say why?
She said I didn’t care about her. I said I did, there just a lot of things I care about more. I don’t think she liked that because a couple hours later she texted me saying she didn’t want to see me anymore.
